Your face is a jimmy john
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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