This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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