belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
