I must be too annoying 4 u.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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