CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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