I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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