Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I see more hoeing in ur future
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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