btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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