I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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