GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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