i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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