she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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