I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
we should paint friendship bongs
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