I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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