Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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