There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
