I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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