It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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