what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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