Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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