god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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