i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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