ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
