Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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