if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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