Sponge bath it is.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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