Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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