so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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