what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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