ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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