I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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