I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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