if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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