at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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