If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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