Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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