She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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