You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I love having hate sex.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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