You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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