But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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