dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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