Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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