i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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