Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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