The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
