i just had sex bonerless
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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