you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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