Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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