Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
