There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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