This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
