We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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