I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Still dying that you shit outside
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
