best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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