WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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