he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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